{"title":"Whodunit","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"you-only-live-nine-times-autographed-pre-order","title":"YOU ONLY LIVE NINE TIMES - Autographed copy!","description":"\u003cp\u003eA personally inscribed and autographed copy of the very first Homer Whodunit: \u003cstrong\u003eYou Only Live Nine Times\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat's included:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePersonally inscribed and autographed paperback book!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComplimentary e-book \"gift with purchase\" for reading on the go!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree shipping!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHomer, the Real-Life \"Blind Wonder Cat,\" Returns in His Fiction Debut!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSun-splashed Coacoochee, Florida—just ten minutes up the road from South Beach—is coming into its own in 1998. It’s the new favorite playground of models, millionaires, and workaday transplants like thirty-year-old Rachel Baum, who’s starting over with her three cats and a job at the town bookstore following a recent heartbreak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut beneath the glittering nightlife lies an intimate community of exclusive enclaves and whispered secrets that the travel brochures never reveal. When Coacoochee’s beautiful people start turning up murdered, Homer and his feline friends sniff out clues the cops have missed. Meanwhile, Rachel’s following her own leads, unaware her cats are already one step ahead. If only they could tell her what they know, they just might keep Rachel from becoming the killer’s next target.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom the New York Times bestselling author of \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eHomer’s Odyssey: A Fearless Feline Tale\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e comes a charming, sun-kissed mystery where the best sleuths have paws. The \u003ci\u003epurr\u003c\/i\u003e-fect treat for longtime Homer fans and cozy mystery lovers alike, \u003cstrong\u003eYou Only Live Nine Times\u003c\/strong\u003e is twisty as the classic whodunits and even more mischievous than a basket of kittens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 800px; margin: 20px auto; border: 2px solid #D04C40; border-radius: 10px; box-shadow: 0 4px 10px rgba(0,0,0,0.1); overflow: hidden; font-family: 'Merriweather', serif; background-color: #f8f9fa;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"max-height: 600px; overflow-y: auto; padding: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin-top: 0; color: #d04c40; font-size: 24px;\"\u003eSample Chapter\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c!-- Sample Chapter Text --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; line-height: 150%;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eIt was ten-thirty a.m. exactly as Rachel Baum descended the wrought-iron staircase leading from the front door of her apartment to the back-office storeroom of Title Wave Books. Racing ahead of her were three cats—Scarlett, a plump and imperious gray tabby with a white chest and yellow-green eyes; Vashti, an emerald-eyed beauty with long, silky white fur and a gentle disposition; and, darting out in front of them all despite his blindness, a small and slender black cat named Homer. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Stop pushing, Vashti!\"\u003c\/em\u003e Scarlett aimed a warning swipe at Vashti’s head with one white paw. \u003ci\u003e“You’ll knock Homer down!” \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eScarlett didn’t like to move fast. But that was only because, as far as she was concerned, Scarlett didn’t have to move for anybody. (It’s possible that Rachel and Scarlett had watched Goodfellas together one too many times.) Nevertheless, she hated being passed by her younger sister, and so perpetuated the fiction—despite all available evidence to the contrary—that Homer was apt to lose his balance if Vashti rushed ahead too quickly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"As if!\"\u003c\/em\u003e Homer scoffed. To prove his point, he leapt from the step he currently occupied up to the staircase’s railing. Balancing there for a precarious moment, he propelled himself upward once again and smoothly glided through the air, landing neatly in the precise center of Rachel’s desk in the shop’s back room, located several feet to the right of the staircase.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"HA!\"\u003c\/em\u003e Homer crowed triumphantly. \u003ci\u003e“Nobody’s ever knocked me down, and nobody ever will!”\u003c\/i\u003e He twitched his ears in Scarlett’s direction, to hear whether she'd been impressed by this latest feat of derring-do. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eRachel had rescued both Scarlett and Vashti when they were less than two months old. She’d adopted Scarlett three years earlier at her mechanic’s garage, out of a cardboard box on which someone had scrawled Found Kittens. Vashti had been discovered a year after that in pitiable condition, wandering alone on the playground of the elementary school where Rachel’s mother worked. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eDr. Andi, the kindly veterinarian who’d treated Scarlett and Vashti, was the one who’d performed the emergency surgery a year ago when Homer was only two weeks old—surgery that had saved his life but left him permanently blind. The couple who’d first brought Homer to the vet decided they no longer wanted the tiny black foundling. After a week of posting flyers and making increasingly desperate phone calls, Dr. Andi had been unable to find anybody else who did.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eUntil she’d called Rachel. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eHomer had always been blind. He didn’t know what colors were, or what it meant to picture something in your mind. (He could smell and hear things in his mind, but he knew that wasn’t the same thing.) He had no frame of reference when humans remarked on how much smaller he was than other cats, or how much curlier Rachel’s dark hair was than most people’s, or how well the new cut she’d recently gotten showcased her dark-brown eyes. He’d never seen a face and had no idea what Rachel’s or anybody else’s might look like. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eNevertheless, Homer’s other senses were so finely honed, it was like he had his own kind of vision. Even Scarlett was impressed that Homer could smell the difference between a sealed can of tuna and a sealed can of tomato soup. When they’d still been living in Coral Gables—where Rachel had run a nonprofit dedicated to Everglades wildlife preservation—Homer had been able to pick out the sound of Rachel’s car heading home at the end of the day from among the hundreds of others whizzing down LeJeune Road, five whole blocks away. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eAnd even though Homer himself couldn’t have told anyone exactly how he did it, he had a way of sensing the walls and objects even in an unfamiliar room, and mapping it all out in his mind, that usually kept him from bumping into things.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e“Look at him go!” Title Wave customers would exclaim upon watching Homer leap from floor to counter without knocking anything over, or thread his way seamlessly through bookshelves and disappear like a shadow into the back storeroom.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e“It’s sad how easily humans are impressed,”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e Scarlett often observed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"You shouldn't goad Homer like that,\"\u003c\/em\u003e Vashti chided Scarlett now, swishing her glorious white plume of a tail—like an Arctic fox’s—in mild reproach.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Don't worry about\u003c\/em\u003e me!\" Homer said. \u003ci\u003e“Anything Scarlett can do, I can do better!”\u003c\/i\u003e With that, he sprang effortlessly from the desktop to the back of Rachel’s computer chair. He perched there for a moment, with the jaunty air of a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder, before jumping to the floor. Rachel had just reached the foot of the stairs, and Homer strolled over casually to rub his head against her shins.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eTo Rachel, all the meowing and feline acrobatics conveyed nothing more than three cats who were impatient to start their day. “Take it easy, guys,” she told them. “I’m moving as fast as I can.” Pulling a keyring from the pocket of her jeans, she opened the locked storeroom door, and all four of them entered Title Wave Books. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eAs always, Rachel paused to savor the quiet peacefulness of the store before it opened. Sunlight streamed through tall, south-facing Art Deco windows, and the wave-patterned terrazzo floor that had given Title Wave its name seemed to undulate in varying shades of blue and sand. The faint smell of salt from the nearby ocean permeated everything. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eThe cheerful cat calendar tacked to the wall behind the register declared that it was Friday, October 2nd, 1998. Tonight Rachel was hosting a book signing for Danny Allen, the owner and head chef of Sabrosa, which was located only three blocks down trendy Hibiscus Road from Title Wave. His new cookbook, \u003cem\u003eMiami Spice\u003c\/em\u003e, had come out a week earlier, and copies were selling briskly thanks to a relentless round of local and national publicity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eRachel knelt to give Homer a scritch under the chin. “Remind me to look for our black Sharpies later,” she told him, wishing as she so often did that her cats could actually talk to her.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eHomer was delighted with the attention and pressed his face into Rachel’s hand. \u003ci\u003e“I will!”\u003c\/i\u003e he promised. He didn’t know why Rachel couldn’t understand him when he talked, when all three cats had no problem understanding each other or the humans around them. “Humans are slow,” was what Scarlett always said, although sometimes she’d grudgingly concede that Rachel was better than most of them. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eAs she flipped on the central AC, Rachel was grateful, not for the first time, that her apartment upstairs had its own separate unit. It would have been hard to justify air conditioning the entire building twenty-four hours a day in the blistering Miami heat, and Rachel didn’t want to get on the wrong side of her mom’s friend Dorothea. A retired teacher who’d once taught sixth grade at the elementary school where Rachel’s mother still taught first, Dorothea Wilson had had the foresight to invest her pension in Coacoochee real estate back when it was still cheap. She owned Title Wave Books, along with the building that housed it, and she’d come through with a new job and a new home just when Rachel had desperately needed both.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eRachel was a thirty-year-old Miami native who’d never lived anywhere else. It was only six months ago that she’d moved east to Coacoochee from Miami’s Coral Gables, where she’d shared a home with the fiancé she was now no longer engaged to. A ten-minute drive up A1A from South Beach (assuming no traffic, which in Miami was never a safe assumption), and a world away from Coral Gables, Coacoochee was a sun-swept spot right on the Atlantic Ocean.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eMeasuring two square miles in its entirety, Coacoochee was the very definition of a small town, albeit one that could hardly be described as “sleepy.” For most of Rachel’s youth, Coacoochee had been nothing more than a collection of dilapidated Art Deco buildings where, some thirty years earlier, entertainers who’d been famous during her mother’s youth had put on extravagant shows at the big hotels. Changing tastes and decades of neglect had left the town moldering into decay, its once-gorgeous Deco apartments mostly occupied by recent immigrants and broke retirees who couldn’t afford anything fancier. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eThen the Eighties TV show \u003cem\u003eMiami Vice\u003c\/em\u003e had persuaded the rest of America there was still a hint of glamour to be found in South Florida. Artists and adventure seekers had flocked to Coacoochee, lovingly restored its shops and hotels, opened restaurants and nightclubs, and put the town back on the celebrity radar. These days, Coacoochee was practically overrun by the beautiful crowd. As Isabella Stuart, Coacoochee’s best-known gossip columnist, liked to say, it had become a playground for the genetically blessed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eIt was also filled with plenty of the workaday types, like Rachel, who kept the whole thing running.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eRachel switched on the overhead track lights and got a pot of coffee started in the small café, carefully arranging muffins, scones, and croissants—delivered fresh that morning from Butterflake Bakery—in the display case. Homer, in the meantime, positioned himself atop the Local Authors display table, which was closest to the front entrance. The moment when the first customer of the day entered, and Title Wave’s front door opened onto Hibiscus Road, was always Homer’s favorite moment of the morning. He waited for it now—tail flicking, ears pricked, every ounce of him straining at attention. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eHibiscus Road was an open-air pedestrian mall that stretched twelve city blocks east to west, from the Oceanside Drive boardwalk at one end all the way down to apartment-lined Jacaranda Drive at the other. It was a vibrant blend of Mediterranean Revival, Midcentury Modern, and Nautical Moderne architecture, lined with restaurants, art galleries, eclectic shops, jazz clubs, nightclubs, a performance theater, and Coacoochee’s last remaining cigar store, where elderly Cuban men in colorful guayaberas gathered to sit outside and play dominoes over medianoche sandwiches. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eMinutes after Rachel had unbolted the front door and flipped the Closed sign to Open, the door swung wide with the day’s first customer and a cacophony of aromas from Hibiscus Road tumbled in. Homer smelled the tang of seaweed and salt water mingled with the sweetness of citrus blossoms from sidewalk planters; the woodsy fragrance of the royal palms that lined Hibiscus Road and the heady touch-up paint that city workers dabbed as needed on curbs and benches every morning; the fake-coconut smell of tourists drenched in sunscreen on their way to the beach, and the floral perfume of locals on their way to work; a profusion of exotic spices spilling from the back doors of trendy restaurants that wouldn’t open their front doors until later in the day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eThreading through it all: the aroma of the books around him, the fresh coffee brewing in the store’s café—and, most importantly, the reassuringly familiar scent of Rachel herself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eThe day’s first customer turned out to be Daisy Locarro, looking slightly the worse for wear but still undeniably stunning in what was clearly last night’s low-cut party dress. Originally from Palm Beach, Daisy had arrived in Coacoochee five years earlier for vaguely defined reasons. “Palm Beach was dull,” was what she was apt to say when anybody asked. Daisy always seemed to be working as a part-time assistant for this or that celebrity or Coacoochee notable, collecting gossip wherever she went. But the gigs never lasted long, and nobody was quite sure where she got the cash to finance her “party all night, sleep all day” lifestyle. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Here comes trouble,\"\u003c\/em\u003e Vashti observed from her favorite overstuffed armchair in New Fiction.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Look at that dress she's not wearing,\"\u003c\/em\u003e Scarlett added from her sunny spot in the front display window, one of two that flanked the store’s recessed entrance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Gwen Cooper Cat Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46685159489710,"sku":"9TimesSigned","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0645\/0030\/1998\/files\/Autographed_copy_2717d37b-2251-4821-807d-4c2ab2e1aeef.png?v=1767542659"},{"product_id":"you-only-live-nine-times-autographed-copy-copy","title":"YOU ONLY LIVE NINE TIMES (A \"Homer Whodunit\" Mystery #1)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHomer, the Real-Life \"Blind Wonder Cat,\" Returns in His Fiction Debut!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSun-splashed Coacoochee, Florida—just ten minutes up the road from South Beach—is coming into its own in 1998. It’s the new favorite playground of models, millionaires, and workaday transplants like thirty-year-old Rachel Baum, who’s starting over with her three cats and a job at the town bookstore following a recent heartbreak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut beneath the glittering nightlife lies an intimate community of exclusive enclaves and whispered secrets that the travel brochures never reveal. When Coacoochee’s beautiful people start turning up murdered, Homer and his feline friends sniff out clues the cops have missed. Meanwhile, Rachel’s following her own leads, unaware her cats are already one step ahead. If only they could tell her what they know, they just might keep Rachel from becoming the killer’s next target.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom the New York Times bestselling author of \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eHomer’s Odyssey: A Fearless Feline Tale\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e comes a charming, sun-kissed mystery where the best sleuths have paws. The \u003ci\u003epurr\u003c\/i\u003e-fect treat for longtime Homer fans and cozy mystery lovers alike, \u003cstrong\u003eYou Only Live Nine Times\u003c\/strong\u003e is twisty as the classic whodunits and even more mischievous than a basket of kittens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 800px; margin: 20px auto; border: 2px solid #D04C40; border-radius: 10px; box-shadow: 0 4px 10px rgba(0,0,0,0.1); overflow: hidden; font-family: 'Merriweather', serif; background-color: #f8f9fa;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"max-height: 600px; overflow-y: auto; padding: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin-top: 0; color: #d04c40; font-size: 24px;\"\u003eSample Chapter\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c!-- Sample Chapter Text --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; line-height: 150%;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eIt was ten-thirty a.m. exactly as Rachel Baum descended the wrought-iron staircase leading from the front door of her apartment to the back-office storeroom of Title Wave Books. Racing ahead of her were three cats—Scarlett, a plump and imperious gray tabby with a white chest and yellow-green eyes; Vashti, an emerald-eyed beauty with long, silky white fur and a gentle disposition; and, darting out in front of them all despite his blindness, a small and slender black cat named Homer. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Stop pushing, Vashti!\"\u003c\/em\u003e Scarlett aimed a warning swipe at Vashti’s head with one white paw. \u003ci\u003e“You’ll knock Homer down!” \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eScarlett didn’t like to move fast. But that was only because, as far as she was concerned, Scarlett didn’t have to move for anybody. (It’s possible that Rachel and Scarlett had watched Goodfellas together one too many times.) Nevertheless, she hated being passed by her younger sister, and so perpetuated the fiction—despite all available evidence to the contrary—that Homer was apt to lose his balance if Vashti rushed ahead too quickly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"As if!\"\u003c\/em\u003e Homer scoffed. To prove his point, he leapt from the step he currently occupied up to the staircase’s railing. Balancing there for a precarious moment, he propelled himself upward once again and smoothly glided through the air, landing neatly in the precise center of Rachel’s desk in the shop’s back room, located several feet to the right of the staircase.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"HA!\"\u003c\/em\u003e Homer crowed triumphantly. \u003ci\u003e“Nobody’s ever knocked me down, and nobody ever will!”\u003c\/i\u003e He twitched his ears in Scarlett’s direction, to hear whether she'd been impressed by this latest feat of derring-do. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eRachel had rescued both Scarlett and Vashti when they were less than two months old. She’d adopted Scarlett three years earlier at her mechanic’s garage, out of a cardboard box on which someone had scrawled Found Kittens. Vashti had been discovered a year after that in pitiable condition, wandering alone on the playground of the elementary school where Rachel’s mother worked. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eDr. Andi, the kindly veterinarian who’d treated Scarlett and Vashti, was the one who’d performed the emergency surgery a year ago when Homer was only two weeks old—surgery that had saved his life but left him permanently blind. The couple who’d first brought Homer to the vet decided they no longer wanted the tiny black foundling. After a week of posting flyers and making increasingly desperate phone calls, Dr. Andi had been unable to find anybody else who did.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eUntil she’d called Rachel. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eHomer had always been blind. He didn’t know what colors were, or what it meant to picture something in your mind. (He could smell and hear things in his mind, but he knew that wasn’t the same thing.) He had no frame of reference when humans remarked on how much smaller he was than other cats, or how much curlier Rachel’s dark hair was than most people’s, or how well the new cut she’d recently gotten showcased her dark-brown eyes. He’d never seen a face and had no idea what Rachel’s or anybody else’s might look like. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eNevertheless, Homer’s other senses were so finely honed, it was like he had his own kind of vision. Even Scarlett was impressed that Homer could smell the difference between a sealed can of tuna and a sealed can of tomato soup. When they’d still been living in Coral Gables—where Rachel had run a nonprofit dedicated to Everglades wildlife preservation—Homer had been able to pick out the sound of Rachel’s car heading home at the end of the day from among the hundreds of others whizzing down LeJeune Road, five whole blocks away. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eAnd even though Homer himself couldn’t have told anyone exactly how he did it, he had a way of sensing the walls and objects even in an unfamiliar room, and mapping it all out in his mind, that usually kept him from bumping into things.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e“Look at him go!” Title Wave customers would exclaim upon watching Homer leap from floor to counter without knocking anything over, or thread his way seamlessly through bookshelves and disappear like a shadow into the back storeroom.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e“It’s sad how easily humans are impressed,”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e Scarlett often observed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"You shouldn't goad Homer like that,\"\u003c\/em\u003e Vashti chided Scarlett now, swishing her glorious white plume of a tail—like an Arctic fox’s—in mild reproach.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Don't worry about\u003c\/em\u003e me!\" Homer said. \u003ci\u003e“Anything Scarlett can do, I can do better!”\u003c\/i\u003e With that, he sprang effortlessly from the desktop to the back of Rachel’s computer chair. He perched there for a moment, with the jaunty air of a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder, before jumping to the floor. Rachel had just reached the foot of the stairs, and Homer strolled over casually to rub his head against her shins.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eTo Rachel, all the meowing and feline acrobatics conveyed nothing more than three cats who were impatient to start their day. “Take it easy, guys,” she told them. “I’m moving as fast as I can.” Pulling a keyring from the pocket of her jeans, she opened the locked storeroom door, and all four of them entered Title Wave Books. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eAs always, Rachel paused to savor the quiet peacefulness of the store before it opened. Sunlight streamed through tall, south-facing Art Deco windows, and the wave-patterned terrazzo floor that had given Title Wave its name seemed to undulate in varying shades of blue and sand. The faint smell of salt from the nearby ocean permeated everything. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eThe cheerful cat calendar tacked to the wall behind the register declared that it was Friday, October 2nd, 1998. Tonight Rachel was hosting a book signing for Danny Allen, the owner and head chef of Sabrosa, which was located only three blocks down trendy Hibiscus Road from Title Wave. His new cookbook, \u003cem\u003eMiami Spice\u003c\/em\u003e, had come out a week earlier, and copies were selling briskly thanks to a relentless round of local and national publicity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eRachel knelt to give Homer a scritch under the chin. “Remind me to look for our black Sharpies later,” she told him, wishing as she so often did that her cats could actually talk to her.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eHomer was delighted with the attention and pressed his face into Rachel’s hand. \u003ci\u003e“I will!”\u003c\/i\u003e he promised. He didn’t know why Rachel couldn’t understand him when he talked, when all three cats had no problem understanding each other or the humans around them. “Humans are slow,” was what Scarlett always said, although sometimes she’d grudgingly concede that Rachel was better than most of them. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eAs she flipped on the central AC, Rachel was grateful, not for the first time, that her apartment upstairs had its own separate unit. It would have been hard to justify air conditioning the entire building twenty-four hours a day in the blistering Miami heat, and Rachel didn’t want to get on the wrong side of her mom’s friend Dorothea. A retired teacher who’d once taught sixth grade at the elementary school where Rachel’s mother still taught first, Dorothea Wilson had had the foresight to invest her pension in Coacoochee real estate back when it was still cheap. She owned Title Wave Books, along with the building that housed it, and she’d come through with a new job and a new home just when Rachel had desperately needed both.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eRachel was a thirty-year-old Miami native who’d never lived anywhere else. It was only six months ago that she’d moved east to Coacoochee from Miami’s Coral Gables, where she’d shared a home with the fiancé she was now no longer engaged to. A ten-minute drive up A1A from South Beach (assuming no traffic, which in Miami was never a safe assumption), and a world away from Coral Gables, Coacoochee was a sun-swept spot right on the Atlantic Ocean.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eMeasuring two square miles in its entirety, Coacoochee was the very definition of a small town, albeit one that could hardly be described as “sleepy.” For most of Rachel’s youth, Coacoochee had been nothing more than a collection of dilapidated Art Deco buildings where, some thirty years earlier, entertainers who’d been famous during her mother’s youth had put on extravagant shows at the big hotels. Changing tastes and decades of neglect had left the town moldering into decay, its once-gorgeous Deco apartments mostly occupied by recent immigrants and broke retirees who couldn’t afford anything fancier. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eThen the Eighties TV show \u003cem\u003eMiami Vice\u003c\/em\u003e had persuaded the rest of America there was still a hint of glamour to be found in South Florida. Artists and adventure seekers had flocked to Coacoochee, lovingly restored its shops and hotels, opened restaurants and nightclubs, and put the town back on the celebrity radar. These days, Coacoochee was practically overrun by the beautiful crowd. As Isabella Stuart, Coacoochee’s best-known gossip columnist, liked to say, it had become a playground for the genetically blessed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eIt was also filled with plenty of the workaday types, like Rachel, who kept the whole thing running.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eRachel switched on the overhead track lights and got a pot of coffee started in the small café, carefully arranging muffins, scones, and croissants—delivered fresh that morning from Butterflake Bakery—in the display case. Homer, in the meantime, positioned himself atop the Local Authors display table, which was closest to the front entrance. The moment when the first customer of the day entered, and Title Wave’s front door opened onto Hibiscus Road, was always Homer’s favorite moment of the morning. He waited for it now—tail flicking, ears pricked, every ounce of him straining at attention. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eHibiscus Road was an open-air pedestrian mall that stretched twelve city blocks east to west, from the Oceanside Drive boardwalk at one end all the way down to apartment-lined Jacaranda Drive at the other. It was a vibrant blend of Mediterranean Revival, Midcentury Modern, and Nautical Moderne architecture, lined with restaurants, art galleries, eclectic shops, jazz clubs, nightclubs, a performance theater, and Coacoochee’s last remaining cigar store, where elderly Cuban men in colorful guayaberas gathered to sit outside and play dominoes over medianoche sandwiches. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eMinutes after Rachel had unbolted the front door and flipped the Closed sign to Open, the door swung wide with the day’s first customer and a cacophony of aromas from Hibiscus Road tumbled in. Homer smelled the tang of seaweed and salt water mingled with the sweetness of citrus blossoms from sidewalk planters; the woodsy fragrance of the royal palms that lined Hibiscus Road and the heady touch-up paint that city workers dabbed as needed on curbs and benches every morning; the fake-coconut smell of tourists drenched in sunscreen on their way to the beach, and the floral perfume of locals on their way to work; a profusion of exotic spices spilling from the back doors of trendy restaurants that wouldn’t open their front doors until later in the day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eThreading through it all: the aroma of the books around him, the fresh coffee brewing in the store’s café—and, most importantly, the reassuringly familiar scent of Rachel herself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eThe day’s first customer turned out to be Daisy Locarro, looking slightly the worse for wear but still undeniably stunning in what was clearly last night’s low-cut party dress. Originally from Palm Beach, Daisy had arrived in Coacoochee five years earlier for vaguely defined reasons. “Palm Beach was dull,” was what she was apt to say when anybody asked. Daisy always seemed to be working as a part-time assistant for this or that celebrity or Coacoochee notable, collecting gossip wherever she went. But the gigs never lasted long, and nobody was quite sure where she got the cash to finance her “party all night, sleep all day” lifestyle. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Here comes trouble,\"\u003c\/em\u003e Vashti observed from her favorite overstuffed armchair in New Fiction.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Look at that dress she's not wearing,\"\u003c\/em\u003e Scarlett added from her sunny spot in the front display window, one of two that flanked the store’s recessed entrance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Gwen Cooper Cat Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46737778606254,"sku":"9Times","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0645\/0030\/1998\/files\/BookBrushImage3D-6x9Tablet.png?v=1767542628"},{"product_id":"you-only-live-nine-times-paperback","title":"YOU ONLY LIVE NINE TIMES (A \"Homer Whodunit\" Mystery #1)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHomer, the Real-Life \"Blind Wonder Cat,\" Returns in His Fiction Debut!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSun-splashed Coacoochee, Florida—just ten minutes up the road from South Beach—is coming into its own in 1998. It’s the new favorite playground of models, millionaires, and workaday transplants like thirty-year-old Rachel Baum, who’s starting over with her three cats and a job at the town bookstore following a recent heartbreak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut beneath the glittering nightlife lies an intimate community of exclusive enclaves and whispered secrets that the travel brochures never reveal. When Coacoochee’s beautiful people start turning up murdered, Homer and his feline friends sniff out clues the cops have missed. Meanwhile, Rachel’s following her own leads, unaware her cats are already one step ahead. If only they could tell her what they know, they just might keep Rachel from becoming the killer’s next target.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom the New York Times bestselling author of \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eHomer’s Odyssey: A Fearless Feline Tale\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e comes a charming, sun-kissed mystery where the best sleuths have paws. The \u003ci\u003epurr\u003c\/i\u003e-fect treat for longtime Homer fans and cozy mystery lovers alike, \u003cstrong\u003eYou Only Live Nine Times\u003c\/strong\u003e is twisty as the classic whodunits and even more mischievous than a basket of kittens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 800px; margin: 20px auto; border: 2px solid #D04C40; border-radius: 10px; box-shadow: 0 4px 10px rgba(0,0,0,0.1); overflow: hidden; font-family: 'Merriweather', serif; background-color: #f8f9fa;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"max-height: 600px; overflow-y: auto; padding: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin-top: 0; color: #d04c40; font-size: 24px;\"\u003eSample Chapter\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c!-- Sample Chapter Text --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; line-height: 150%;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eIt was ten-thirty a.m. exactly as Rachel Baum descended the wrought-iron staircase leading from the front door of her apartment to the back-office storeroom of Title Wave Books. Racing ahead of her were three cats—Scarlett, a plump and imperious gray tabby with a white chest and yellow-green eyes; Vashti, an emerald-eyed beauty with long, silky white fur and a gentle disposition; and, darting out in front of them all despite his blindness, a small and slender black cat named Homer. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Stop pushing, Vashti!\"\u003c\/em\u003e Scarlett aimed a warning swipe at Vashti’s head with one white paw. \u003ci\u003e“You’ll knock Homer down!” \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eScarlett didn’t like to move fast. But that was only because, as far as she was concerned, Scarlett didn’t have to move for anybody. (It’s possible that Rachel and Scarlett had watched Goodfellas together one too many times.) Nevertheless, she hated being passed by her younger sister, and so perpetuated the fiction—despite all available evidence to the contrary—that Homer was apt to lose his balance if Vashti rushed ahead too quickly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"As if!\"\u003c\/em\u003e Homer scoffed. To prove his point, he leapt from the step he currently occupied up to the staircase’s railing. Balancing there for a precarious moment, he propelled himself upward once again and smoothly glided through the air, landing neatly in the precise center of Rachel’s desk in the shop’s back room, located several feet to the right of the staircase.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"HA!\"\u003c\/em\u003e Homer crowed triumphantly. \u003ci\u003e“Nobody’s ever knocked me down, and nobody ever will!”\u003c\/i\u003e He twitched his ears in Scarlett’s direction, to hear whether she'd been impressed by this latest feat of derring-do. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eRachel had rescued both Scarlett and Vashti when they were less than two months old. She’d adopted Scarlett three years earlier at her mechanic’s garage, out of a cardboard box on which someone had scrawled Found Kittens. Vashti had been discovered a year after that in pitiable condition, wandering alone on the playground of the elementary school where Rachel’s mother worked. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eDr. Andi, the kindly veterinarian who’d treated Scarlett and Vashti, was the one who’d performed the emergency surgery a year ago when Homer was only two weeks old—surgery that had saved his life but left him permanently blind. The couple who’d first brought Homer to the vet decided they no longer wanted the tiny black foundling. After a week of posting flyers and making increasingly desperate phone calls, Dr. Andi had been unable to find anybody else who did.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eUntil she’d called Rachel. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eHomer had always been blind. He didn’t know what colors were, or what it meant to picture something in your mind. (He could smell and hear things in his mind, but he knew that wasn’t the same thing.) He had no frame of reference when humans remarked on how much smaller he was than other cats, or how much curlier Rachel’s dark hair was than most people’s, or how well the new cut she’d recently gotten showcased her dark-brown eyes. He’d never seen a face and had no idea what Rachel’s or anybody else’s might look like. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eNevertheless, Homer’s other senses were so finely honed, it was like he had his own kind of vision. Even Scarlett was impressed that Homer could smell the difference between a sealed can of tuna and a sealed can of tomato soup. When they’d still been living in Coral Gables—where Rachel had run a nonprofit dedicated to Everglades wildlife preservation—Homer had been able to pick out the sound of Rachel’s car heading home at the end of the day from among the hundreds of others whizzing down LeJeune Road, five whole blocks away. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eAnd even though Homer himself couldn’t have told anyone exactly how he did it, he had a way of sensing the walls and objects even in an unfamiliar room, and mapping it all out in his mind, that usually kept him from bumping into things.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e“Look at him go!” Title Wave customers would exclaim upon watching Homer leap from floor to counter without knocking anything over, or thread his way seamlessly through bookshelves and disappear like a shadow into the back storeroom.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e“It’s sad how easily humans are impressed,”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e Scarlett often observed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"You shouldn't goad Homer like that,\"\u003c\/em\u003e Vashti chided Scarlett now, swishing her glorious white plume of a tail—like an Arctic fox’s—in mild reproach.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Don't worry about\u003c\/em\u003e me!\" Homer said. \u003ci\u003e“Anything Scarlett can do, I can do better!”\u003c\/i\u003e With that, he sprang effortlessly from the desktop to the back of Rachel’s computer chair. He perched there for a moment, with the jaunty air of a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder, before jumping to the floor. Rachel had just reached the foot of the stairs, and Homer strolled over casually to rub his head against her shins.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eTo Rachel, all the meowing and feline acrobatics conveyed nothing more than three cats who were impatient to start their day. “Take it easy, guys,” she told them. “I’m moving as fast as I can.” Pulling a keyring from the pocket of her jeans, she opened the locked storeroom door, and all four of them entered Title Wave Books. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eAs always, Rachel paused to savor the quiet peacefulness of the store before it opened. Sunlight streamed through tall, south-facing Art Deco windows, and the wave-patterned terrazzo floor that had given Title Wave its name seemed to undulate in varying shades of blue and sand. The faint smell of salt from the nearby ocean permeated everything. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eThe cheerful cat calendar tacked to the wall behind the register declared that it was Friday, October 2nd, 1998. Tonight Rachel was hosting a book signing for Danny Allen, the owner and head chef of Sabrosa, which was located only three blocks down trendy Hibiscus Road from Title Wave. His new cookbook, \u003cem\u003eMiami Spice\u003c\/em\u003e, had come out a week earlier, and copies were selling briskly thanks to a relentless round of local and national publicity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eRachel knelt to give Homer a scritch under the chin. “Remind me to look for our black Sharpies later,” she told him, wishing as she so often did that her cats could actually talk to her.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eHomer was delighted with the attention and pressed his face into Rachel’s hand. \u003ci\u003e“I will!”\u003c\/i\u003e he promised. He didn’t know why Rachel couldn’t understand him when he talked, when all three cats had no problem understanding each other or the humans around them. “Humans are slow,” was what Scarlett always said, although sometimes she’d grudgingly concede that Rachel was better than most of them. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eAs she flipped on the central AC, Rachel was grateful, not for the first time, that her apartment upstairs had its own separate unit. It would have been hard to justify air conditioning the entire building twenty-four hours a day in the blistering Miami heat, and Rachel didn’t want to get on the wrong side of her mom’s friend Dorothea. A retired teacher who’d once taught sixth grade at the elementary school where Rachel’s mother still taught first, Dorothea Wilson had had the foresight to invest her pension in Coacoochee real estate back when it was still cheap. She owned Title Wave Books, along with the building that housed it, and she’d come through with a new job and a new home just when Rachel had desperately needed both.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eRachel was a thirty-year-old Miami native who’d never lived anywhere else. It was only six months ago that she’d moved east to Coacoochee from Miami’s Coral Gables, where she’d shared a home with the fiancé she was now no longer engaged to. A ten-minute drive up A1A from South Beach (assuming no traffic, which in Miami was never a safe assumption), and a world away from Coral Gables, Coacoochee was a sun-swept spot right on the Atlantic Ocean.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt;\"\u003eMeasuring two square miles in its entirety, Coacoochee was the very definition of a small town, albeit one that could hardly be described as “sleepy.” For most of Rachel’s youth, Coacoochee had been nothing more than a collection of dilapidated Art Deco buildings where, some thirty years earlier, entertainers who’d been famous during her mother’s youth had put on extravagant shows at the big hotels. 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